By Viktor Kerney

Terrorists and those insidious underground cells are a considerable national concern. Worry not America because the Maryland State Police Department is on the job! Recently, Maryland's finest made sure that a particularly devious terrorist group stayed under heavy surveillance.

And which group was that?

Equality Maryland, naturally!

The Washington Post reported that the group was classified as a terrorists organization in a Maryland State Police database. Also Equality Maryland was considered a "security threat" by the Homeland Security's Intelligence Division.

I'm a bit lost on this one. Maybe if you feared being turned into flag carrying queer by such group would you consider Equality Maryland a threat.

Let's face it, only in some warped world would Equality Maryland be considered a threat to national security. I wonder who else is on this list. The Masons? Fraternities? Book Club members?

Who knows, but please check out the Equality Maryland's site. Maybe you can help The Maryland State Police Department uncover all the dangerous activity going on there?