E-mail Advice: "My man don't like my bjs"
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Trew Life
By Trew Life
Published on 06/20/2007
Times are becoming very scary when a young individual writes me asking for advice on how to get their "man-friend" to like their blow jobs. My advice to this youngster is as real as I could possibly get.
E-mail Advice: "My man don't like my bjs"
Wazzup Trew Life,
Yo bitch, C.
E-mail Advice: "My man don't like my bjs"
C.C.,
What in the world do you mean you're giving blow jobs at the age of freshman! Have teens made third base first place and anything after is some freaky ass stuff?! I feel very responsible for giving you the proper advice in your situation. I don't feel the need to remain cool or down-to-earth. I'm going to tell it like it is:
What in the world do you mean you're giving blow jobs at the age of freshman! Have teens made third base first place and anything after is some freaky ass stuff?! I feel very responsible for giving you the proper advice in your situation. I don't feel the need to remain cool or down-to-earth. I'm going to tell it like it is:
Don't you ever do anything else sexual with him again! What happened to girls and guys crushing on someone? Where's the fun in dreaming about being with a guy? Do you realize the large amount of teen pregnancies, and sexually transmitted diseases happening? Are your trying to go that route and end up pregnant or contract AIDS at the age of 15? That means when you're 25 your kid would be 10 years old! When you're 35 your child'll be freakin' 20!
Take your time. I don't mean to sound like the un-cool young guy, but focus on your studies. I'm serious, C.C. Lots of people grow up too fast, lacking responsibility and regret a lot of the things they've done. This guy doesn't love you, he just wants to sex you. And if you just want sex, please reevaluate that shit! AIDS and other STDs are running rapid. Would you really want to die at the age of 24 because you couldn't keep your pants up? Sex comes with responsibilities that you don't possess yet. While you might be an intelligent and wonderful young individual, you are not an adult. So, I'll tell this advice to you like you are a mature adult:Pop the penis out ya' mouth and go to school.