After awhile you must realize that you will feel the flutters of anticipation and excitement at the prospect of a new romance. You are anticipating spending time with someone talking on the phone till all hours of the night, knowing your ass should be in the bed because you have to get up at 6:00 in the morning. Someone who you can share romantic dates with. Yeah, all that bullshit. Then the thought hits you: How do I prepare myself for the long strokes and pokes in the bed?!

If I were a prostitute, I sometimes wonder how much I’d charge. Would I make just enough to get my daily fix of blow, crack, heroine or liquor?

Or would I be classy and charge upwards of $500 per night?

 I was watching the news the other day, and I saw this guy on there with a jerri curl, some curlers thrown in his dew, with a gold tooth, FRONT AND CENTER, as well as a dress shirt, some tight ass jeans, and some tennis shoes. He sounded like this,

"I don’t be knowin’ what be goin’ on ‘round hurre. I be just thankin’ ‘bout we all us want get outda hood."

I got on a dating website whose name I can’t even remember. I chatted with tons of females. The thing about chatting back in those days was: IT WAS FUN! But what came along with a lot of these chats were long distant relationships! Here are a few tips on maintaining a fairly good long distance relationship.

If you have any questions that are burning within you, a story to tell or advice to give, please e-mail me at lrl.advice@hotmail.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Your e-mail may be published on GBM News.com!

Ever wonder why guys don't call back after what seems like a wonderful date? Well, four guys give a tell-all interview about their reasons.

Times are becoming very scary when a young individual writes me asking for advice on how to get their "man-friend" to like their blow jobs. My advice to this youngster is as real as I could possibly get.

What is the difference between obsession and passion? Lots of us just don't have a clue. Today’s society thrives on buckets of blood and sudden death mixed with the need to ‘keep it real.’ I feel like my message can be conveyed without hurting or insulting anyone. So I must share I’m Too Stressed Over A Man’s story to you all.

When it comes to relationships, we're all faced with the Green Eyed Monster: Jealousy. This can cause serious problems, but there are always ways to avoid the many issues the "monster" brings to a relationship.