Clown Faces are... Scary
- By Trew Life
- Published 06/20/2007
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
So why would a guy kiss someone who also has six tons of makeup piled on their face, and not laugh? Why would he take them seriously?
Women, and MEN, some of you really need to lay off the pounds and pounds of the stuff. Some of you pile it on so thick that it looks ridiculous. Clown faces on wanna-be Jessica Rabbit bodies.
Most of you are beautiful (by Hollywood and model standards) without all that stuff. I say most, because some people do need to wear some makeup, especially if they're in the entertainment business.
I know, I know, you say, "Trew, you don't know how it is looking pretty in the mourning time..." I meant to say morning time.
The answer is: yes-the-hell-I-do. I went to a performing arts high school and graduated to delve heavily into the music and acting world. And let me tell you: IMAGE IS EVERYTHING! I went through terrible years of bad acne problems. This means scaring, uneven skin tone, and irritation beyond belief.
Because I'm a man, society says I can't wear makeup, and if it was okay, I probably wouldn't like to wear it anyway. But when I had to do a commercial, or a poster for the play I'd be in, I had to put on the makeup, and let me tell you, it made my skin feel worse.
Try getting a mineral based makeup that works with your skin and doesn't seem like your face has been drawn on. Trust me, men like the natural a hell of a lot better.
- Trew Life Advice
So why would a guy kiss someone who also has six tons of makeup piled on their face, and not laugh? Why would he take them seriously?
Women, and MEN, some of you really need to lay off the pounds and pounds of the stuff. Some of you pile it on so thick that it looks ridiculous. Clown faces on wanna-be Jessica Rabbit bodies.
Most of you are beautiful (by Hollywood and model standards) without all that stuff. I say most, because some people do need to wear some makeup, especially if they're in the entertainment business.
I know, I know, you say, "Trew, you don't know how it is looking pretty in the mourning time..." I meant to say morning time.
The answer is: yes-the-hell-I-do. I went to a performing arts high school and graduated to delve heavily into the music and acting world. And let me tell you: IMAGE IS EVERYTHING! I went through terrible years of bad acne problems. This means scaring, uneven skin tone, and irritation beyond belief.
Because I'm a man, society says I can't wear makeup, and if it was okay, I probably wouldn't like to wear it anyway. But when I had to do a commercial, or a poster for the play I'd be in, I had to put on the makeup, and let me tell you, it made my skin feel worse.
Try getting a mineral based makeup that works with your skin and doesn't seem like your face has been drawn on. Trust me, men like the natural a hell of a lot better.
- Trew Life Advice
